September 2010
My Cliché Love Poem I watch fingers tracing paths on skin knowing at this moment that I want you to be my personal cliche, your sweat mingling with every overused metaphor, simile, and abstract image ever abused. I want to savor us wrapped in redudndancy, because this for me is new, this need to write love poems, even though I do not love you yet. . But I want to or at least fall into something ...
“off beat, but on track, im on my fly shit, u niggas just on crack”
– Curren$y
Day Nine: Two things you wish you could do.
Eradicate The Usage Of Wigs And Weaves
&
Control Every Song That Comes On The Radio
The Five D's of Dodgeball
Dodge, Duck, Dip, Dive and… Dodge.
Step Brothers
Brennan: This house is a fucking prison!
Dale: On planet Bullshit!
Brennan: In the galaxy of This Sucks Camel Dicks!
Day Eight: Three words you can’t go a day without...
Jets
Fool
TaylorGangDat
You Know What Grinds My Gears #1
When You On The Phone With People And They Talk To Everybody EXCEPT You. Just Hit Me The Fuck Back When You Aint So Distracted.
Day Seven: Four memories you won’t forget.
1. First Time I Got Some Head.
2. Finding Out Strawberry Wasn’t Coming Back.
3. First Time Going To Jail.
4. First Time Falling In Love.
lobalita asked: Hahaha. Ya haven't changed a damn bit. Well, seeing that you still live in Texas (I believe), you can't do that at this current moment.
“Ayo, Truthfully How can they mistake you for me? You’re a joke, an...”
– Fabolous
Confession #1
If A Chick Don’t Fuck On The First Night, She Usually Doesnt Have A Snowball’s Chance In Hell Of Being Cuffed. Im Not Tryna Wait Months To Fuck And Come To Find Out Ya Sex Game Is Wack. Nah Lets Fuck And Then We Can Work On A Relationship While Continuing To Fuck :)
“Walking Contradiction Selling Dope In My Rosary”
– Le$
P.S
If You Feel Like Im Changing…It’s Cause I Am. Get With It Or Get Lost People
Re: Main Squeeze? Not So Much.
Move On….I Certainly Am.
Kanye Shrug
“You More Than A Swagger Jacker You A Lifestyle Thief”
– Gillie Da Kid
Day Six: Five things you can’t live without.
1. iTunes
2. Taylors
3. XXL Collection
4. Empty Butterbowl
5. Dr. Peppers
Zack and Miri Make a Porno
Zack Brown: All male casts? Like Glengarry Glen Ross, like that?
Brandon: Like "Glen and Gary Suck Ross's Meaty Cock and Drop Their Hairy Nuts in His Eager Mouth".
Zack Brown: [pause] Is that like a sequel?
Brandon: Sort of. It's a re-imagining.
Zack Brown: Oh, like The Wiz.
Brandon: More erotic. And with less women. No women, to be exact.
Zack Brown: I apologize in advance if I am outta line here, but are you in gay porn?
Brandon: [smiles] Guilty as charged.
V For Vendetta
V: I can assure you, I mean you no harm.
Evey: Who are you?
V: Who? Who is but the form following the function of what, and what I am is a man in a mask.
Evey: Well I can see that.
V: Of course you can. I'm not questioning your powers of observation, I'm merely remarking upon the paradox of asking a masked man who he is.
Evey: Oh, right.
Day Five: Six songs that you’re addicted to.
1. Drake - Westwood Remix
2. Wale - The Guilty Pleasure
3. Big Sean - What U Doin
4. Rick Ro$$ - SuperHigh Sativa Remix
5. Curren$y - Fat Raps
6. Wiz Khalifa - Glass House
Day Four: Seven fears/phobias
Xenophobia
Ophidiophobia
Traumatophobia
Taphophobia
Nosophobia
Homophobia
Necrophobia
Day Three: Eight things that annoy you.
1. Fusions
2. Barbies
3. People Who Flood My Timeline With Promos
4. Liars
5. Fake Shoes And Clothes
6. Fat Bitches
7. Lace Fronts
8. Pretty Niggas [][]
“Don’t wanna seem too smart cuz niggas get assassinated for bein too educated, u...”
– @CurrenSy_Spitta
A Poem Inspired By And Dedicated To A Virgin by...
I wish I was your first Love, I wish all those feelings and thoughts you had for your first could have been for me, I wish I could have had all that ignorant love, the love with chains attached, the love that was pure and unblemished, I wish I was the first one you considered to fall in love with, I wish I was the first to catch your eye, I wish i was the first you told all your girls about, I...
Let's Stop Complaining
Im So Tired Of Hearing “Niggas Aint Shit” Go Eat Some Pussy If You Feel That Way. Females Act Like They Do No Wrong. Half You Hoes Wouldnt Know Real If It Hit You. Majority Of The Females In The World Are Boppers. Trust Me Boo Them Same Jays Or Clothes Or Rims He Got You With…He Gone Catch Another Ho The Same Way. Quit Boppin And Actually Search For A Good Man. If Material Things...
“Cutting You Loose Isn’t Saying “I Hate You”…Its Saying...”
– Yung Phresh
Day Two: Nine things you do everyday.
1. Brush My Teeth
2. Drink A Massive Amount Of Soda
3. Listen To Some Fat Raps
4. School Some Niggas In Basketball
5. Write A Lil Somethin Somethin
6. Work On My Mixtape (Joints N Jordans 7/13)
7. Make Me A Mean Spread
8. Pirate Some Music
9. Kush x Simply Orange Juice
Period Pussy FTW
Me: You Should Come Over!
Nita: Im In Bed Boo :(
Me: You Can Come Get In My Bed. You Can't Get None Tho Cause Im On My Period=(
Nita: Better Break Them Towels Out.You Already Know Whats Goin Down.
Me: UGH NO!!!!! I Aint No Hoe...I'll Give You Some Head Tho:)
Nita: LMAO You A Fuckin Fool!
Day One: Ten random facts about yourself.
1. I Hate Fusions. Leave Jordans Jordans…And Forces Forces. No Jorces Or Fordans!!!
2. I Enjoy Mixtapes More Than I Do Albums.
3. Never Had A Girlfriend With A Fat Ass And Nice Tits. Its Been Pretty Either Or *Kanye Shrug*
4. When I Was 17 My MainChick Was 25.
5. I Use My Right Hand To Do Everything.
6. I Know A Lil Freak In Hollywood.
7. I Haven’t Smoked Weed In 2 Weeks.
8. As...
